Friday, September 09, 2005

Tagless Vests

Have an Hour or so Free, so Using it for some Constructive Work!

It has been a long time since my last "bakar" mail and much of water has
flown thru New Orleans. I always wanted to visit that place...around 10 hrs drive
from here, but now woh sapna hee rah gaya. Other than its music, delicious Cajun recipes
it had a great night-life. So next time to experience Mardi-Gras need to go to Brazil..
which does not seem feasible in near future!

Anyway: Lets start with a "home made" joke.
Joke BEGINS:
Santa Ka Beta (Bantey Kee Beti sey): Yaar papa ko Parkinson Desease ho gaya
Bantey kee Beti(in a shocked mode): Oh my Rabba! Kaisey hua, kab pata chala.
Santa Ka Beta : Abhi last few weeks sey. Hamesha bhool jatey hai ki Gaddee kahan "park" kee thee
Joke ENDS;

What else....Well here it is..Recently switched to tagless v-shirts (wahee baniyan jiskey picchey
tag nahee hota hai). Though I was two years behind in switching...as it was launched long time back..
but you all know, baniyan, briefs , Mojey and Wine jitney purano ho...utna jyada maja ata hai.
I remebered when these guys launched "tagless" banyan..there were so many tv print ads and ho-hulla
..and it seemed for a while that mankind has finally done a great invention. After all what is the
practical use of those tags in behind, that other than it is a "possible "source of irritation in your neck.
That seems physically possible, but somehow in my 19272 times experience of vesting and divesting a
"banyan" I hardly felt its "irritancy". (For the "curious mathematical minds" the number 19272 is derived
from 2x365x30x0.88)
And for just "curious but unfortunately not-so-hoshiyaar" these numbers signify one who is wearing
and taking out (ie the first term 2), for last 30 years or so (30x365), but in certain circumstances same
banyan more than a day (statistical guess of that happening 12 out of 100 days).
But in the other hand guess what happens now with these tagless banyans.

scenario "a": With no tag it sometimes become difficult to find the front and rear of the vest. previously
with tag, you can always know what is the back side.

scenario "b": When you have many relatives/family members around, the tags used to help in sorting that
sona-95 is yours, Dora-90 belongs to Chotu, Priya-95 is Taujee and Rupa-90 is Ramu Kaka.
After all they all look Same Yellowish White!

Switching track to US Flag Hoisting Code: I am not sure how many of you have noticed it ...but I have seen it
innumerable times. That there seems NO such code I will say. Had seen it during Tsunami, Reagan's death and now
the Katrina. It seems in all the buildings they do it half mast and undo it as per their own will. Right now
I can see the building opposite us is FULL-MAST whereas Ours is as HALF-MAST. Did google on it.
and US has a flag-code but seems no one takes it seriously. Want to see what Uma Bharti feels about it

Talking about some new web sites/feature: have you tried my web from yahoo. It is a great stuff...no need
to create bookmarks which are PC dependent. Other than bookmarking it also stores the pages. So nice way of book-keeping
all your important online stuffs at one place..and surprisingly Google has nothing like that yet, i am sure
they are working something more "fiery" that that. Also tried google talk (IM with voice enabled)
recently. Excellent quality. but keep in mind it only runs with XP.

Moving to movies.: Well nothing to say much. Watched Paheli..is good. KKHH was desi american pie or
naked gun sort of. Liked it anyway.

Conspiracy Theory????
Remember "Woh mere sapno ka saudagar" from DHKMN but many were in
impression that it is title song of "Saudagar" as both movies were released close to each other...History repeats
itself with "paheli --kaisee hai yeh paheli" song. Found out this is from Parineeta and not Paheli. Again both
were released close to each other. Can it be some conspiracy, where the other team finds out the competitor's
title and adds a similar song in their portfolio...Hmm...something to think about!

Chalo bahut ho gaya...Ending it with :
Recently I got a mail redirected from Garland post office which was addressed to
Industrial Gangopadhyay.

So "industrial" now khuda haafiz kahta hai!
Have a Nice Weekend but dont n-joy 2 much remembering what happened 4 years ago!














With Khandwa @ Edison NJ, 15 Aug 2005

Wednesday, February 23, 2005

More Poems to Zaab/KT

Kaa hua rey Zaab,
Abhee bhee DISTURB nahee hua kaa?

Ki Bihar gaya hua hai booth lootney key liye
Apney pyare rail minster ko bachaney key liye
Konda aur mai kavita (wow!) likh likhkar huey pareshan
Aur too abhee bhee apney hee dhun mey hua pada hai magan
Too to bolega, akhir baki bhee to jawab nahee diye
Mainey kaha, too kab sey karney laga compare apney ko bakiyo sey
Nahee so pata ajkal pinka raat bhar
Beti jaga deti hai ro ro kar bar bar
Apna bhee is dauran yahee kissa hai
Beta raat ko jagakar dinmey khood sota hai
Gurudev aur Raka sey hogee jaldee hee baat
kyounki..saans bhee kabhee bahu thee..sorry sorry
Kyounki unka mobile number mila hai mujhey jhau sey bahut dino baad
Aa raha hai bday ghosh ka 6th march ko
Katna nahee bhoolna cake Raka uskey liye, us din ko
Milega tujhey wah wah tere puraney dost sey
Paani bhar ayega aankhon mey tumhara naya pyar dekh key
Bahut ho gaya, deemag chat gaya, ab jata hoon khana khaney
Jaldee sey reply maro,
warna kal phir sunaoonga mai apney phatey awaz mey ganey

Friday, February 18, 2005

Mail (Poem?) to Eng College Classmates

zab..jab jab tera mail milta hai
tab tab mujhey khayaal ata hai
aisa lagta hai ...ki abhi abhi to hum
khan sir ke class mey miley they.....
raka ney sawal ka jawab diya thaa...
aur samney key bench sey kisi ney jum sey muskuraya thaa...
shaam ko KT key yeha bhee jana thaa
suna thaa ki auntie ney banaya hai koi special dish
ghosh babu ney suntey hee kaha thaa ..ish..ish..
ruka nahee gaya jhau sey aur usney kaha thaa
ki mai bhee millonga tumhaey ghar ..phir chalengey saath
aur pahali baar woh time par aa gaya thaa
shayad usey pichley baar ka episode abhee bhee yaad thaa
KT jkey yegh mitana sabney chai kee pyaas,
tab pinka ney kaha....
bahut dino sey mitaya nahee hai raju dhaba kee aash
raka nay lagaya dimag aur pataya chotu ko
banya bill rs 200, teen sau pachas ko
lagee theey jum sey thand jab baitha RNR67 mey
sunna pada thaa "gana" vathsee- pinka key awaz sey
akhir mey sab ney khaya paan banarasi kee dukan sey
lagee thee thand raka ko, usney liya vicks
wahan bitaya ghanto sabney, dicussing class politics
at then end
zaab mai ghosh babu gaye jail road ko
vathsee jhau gaye GE road ko
KT raka gaye shankarnagar ko
Pinka gaya sahilndra nagar ko..
kiya thaa wada doosrey din milney ka saverey...
par woh subah aur phir na kab aya...
aaj bjhee banarasi dukan key paan bhandar
ankhey bichaye kar rajha hai hum sab ka intezaar.....!!!